Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Finding a song>Sex 11 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Over the hedge family of me song
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Well obviously he- Wait... Huh... 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Do you think all his organs are in his main body? If you stabbed his eye would you stab through his brain? What is his ANATOMY?!
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Who else is super hyped?!? 27 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Oh god wait the villain looks like Hilda from cuphead.
Who else is super hyped?!? 27 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I really just want to see Steven and Connie get together because those two are the only ones who have a perfect relationship. :) (Also Steven has a neck now, sweet.)
Purple cum! 74 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Grey milk :/
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Wholesome bamboozle 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
HE ACTIVATED HIS TRAP CARD-
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Oof... 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I believe in equality and humanism! :D ALL life deserves positivity, compliments and joy, (unless they're a downright jerk) kindness is undervalued these days and we gotta change that!
"Um, maybe God has a plan for them..." 23 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Sorry man, I can't clearly see sarcasm or exaggeration through text, times like these make me wish we had a specific italic or font for when peeps are making jokes. Sorry!
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I'd like to hear some bizarre school stories pls :) 22 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
That was horrifying in every way. But you won so... Yay?
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"Um, maybe God has a plan for them..." 23 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
??????????? We stand for multiculturalism????? Why are you so aggressive man, I didn't think people as patriotic and loud as you exist! :(((( I don't understand.
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I'd like to hear some bizarre school stories pls :) 22 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I'm sorry... 'fighting' a mouse? Was it fighting back? Oh my god now I've got the cutest image in my head of a mouse going 'put up your dukes!'
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"Um, maybe God has a plan for them..." 23 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ah nah my bad, I just thought from the fact you didn't mention a specific place, you were talking about in general, but once again I have been fooled by not having the assumption that most reside in the glory that is America
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"Um, maybe God has a plan for them..." 23 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Aw so this only applies for America? :( Aussie Aussie Aussie boo hoo hoo
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Just when you get ur priorities straight 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hehehehehehe, it is an actual lamp
"Um, maybe God has a plan for them..." 23 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
That is still wonderful news to have so many willing parents! Could I have a link or source to this information, please?
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Who wouldn't want to be a goddamn dinosaur? 21 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I love spider-man :)
So many popped balloons 22 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
My hand literally had cuts from stretching and scraping it along. (And mum wonders why I don't want to go back.)
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Then it is an even fight 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
You fools, they reside in Area 51, all humanity is doomed once they are released.
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Okay... 20 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
On tinder???
Oh look it's Quetzalcoatl 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Crowley before he fell
Lost cat 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Aw man, I didn't know @captain_obvious had another account!
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Genuinely makes me sad, opens up old wounds 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Me it will be like:
Friend: Hey when is the time we meet?
Me: What?
Friend: Someone is hosting a get together at your place, what time is it?
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Who agrees? 18 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I like to see the bible as a story about a narrator who started as young, had a regrettable teen year and then gave up on their sim file after they realised they messed it up too bad. :)
True??? 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Slurping that dying ozone
Japan ???????? is big on paintball 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Yo I never seen the anime the pic is from but main dude looks like Ford from gravity falls lol
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