Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Snap snap 15 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Give the best relationship advice.
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But mommmmm 1 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Y'all... When I talked to my mum about cp and told her she probs wasted a bunch of money she was like "No, I don't think it was wasted because you had a lot of fun and really enjoyed yourself!" And I just stared at my wall of cp figurines with plushies and adventure books and yearly manuals and cp comics and was like "Omg, how sweet."
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Ah yes forbidden knowledge 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Probably, after the great 'rate my young ass' attack of 2019, all links are removed. :/
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The Rubber Duck Store, Amsterdam. Yup, that's really a thing 7 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
If he entered business would be booming.
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I also wanna hear y'all inside jokes :) 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Mine is: What you gonna do, break another drain pipe? And the classic: And then I joined the navy!
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Second hell here you come!
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Llǝɥ ʎpoolq 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
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Ariel in the Little Mermaid remake 14 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Ew... They be like frog eyes and Voldemort noses... You sound like you thought about this a lot...
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Ariel in the Little Mermaid remake 14 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Yeah true, they would have blabber and stuff wouldn't they? I like to think their hair isn't actually hair, that way it wouldn't get all salty and gross. Maybe it's like... idk anemone stuff? I don't really get the casting but idc as much as everyone else seems to.
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No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
I mean sometimes we would do the 'We acknowledge the (insert aboriginal tribe located in that area) people" whenever we have sporting events and stuff, I think we sing sometimes, sporting events would be the only place I remember singing it. Now that I think about it... I think we did sing it at my old school during assemblies which happened around every second Friday. I can't even remember learning it! But at this school I have never once sung it lol.
Aaaand it's already outdated 25 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
It's the VIDEO GAMES REEEEEEEEEE
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Tree pruning in the 1800's 8 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Fancy sassy men! :D
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Ariel in the Little Mermaid remake 14 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Wouldn't Mermaids logically be more pale due to the lack of sunlight?
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Happy lobster day 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
What do you call a snobbish con man going down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
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No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Oh well I am glad they were polite and respectful, and it is crazy that you sing the national anthem everyday!? That is just... Wild! Man, the world is a weird and wonderful place, huh?
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Science B*tch!!!! 20 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
I'd post multiple links but I'm afraid I can't due to Dave's update to stop bots. Though you are right about those people there are others who believe they don't work.
:3 UwU 7 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Wot
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Tinkerbell? 12 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
But if they are happy and not hurting anyone, should it matter?
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No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Anthem? Did you have chapel services? We had those. What do you mean by anthem though? Do you have community songs and stuff during any services? My mother was taught by a nun but most religious classes now are taught by teachers, the pastor or christian teachers.
We love you 3000 Terraria 1 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Finally, a chance to catch up... And a chance to feel sad. :(
No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
@itsamemaria I'm from Australia man! I think it is crazy not to involve other religions... How you meant to come to your own decision or be open minded if they don't let you see more?
No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
All good man lol no need for an explanation!
Relaxing snake gif for y'all 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
No one forced you to type those words yet you still did it.
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No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
:((( At my school for religion study we had to study many different religions, and went to visit temples and stuff, it was a Catholic school, in my current school we mostly had debates about morals, nothing overly religious, just had to loop it back to God at some point. But you are totally right, I have never heard of a non-religious private school... Sucks that private education has to be paired with religion like that.
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