Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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It's always been Sign Of The Times by Three Days Grace for me for some reason 25 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Time Adventure, from the ending of Adventure Time. (Though fav adventure time song is always 'Everything Stays')
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Aussie, Aussie Aussie... 18 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
WE'LL TOIL WITH HEARTS AND HANDS-
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The real investment 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
?
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Homeowner also has the word "meow" in it 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Holy shit...
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Same little man, same 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
When I did work experience at a kindy a kid would slap plants, same kid picked up a pipe, screamed in it, dropped it to the floor, then repeated this for around ten minutes straight. .... Then the kindy teacher chucked a child into the mud pond.
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I need someone to animate this 13 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Do you know how hard it was to muffle my laughter reading this?
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In my country at least 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
My dumb-ass brain went "Wow. That person has very odd sized legs." Before I promptly blue screened.
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Told you so 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Anyone seen Infinity Train? ;D
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You better hurry up or you're gonna run out 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hahahahahahahahah I LOVE IT! Yes! This is absolutely excellent!
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The real investment 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I'm really proud of them. :)
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Snap snap 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Woah buddy! None of that! You are loved and appreciated and will one day find happiness not only with someone else, but also within yourself. Can't love someone else without first learning to love yourself!
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89/98 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Looks like sharpie lol
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Snap snap 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Give the best relationship advice.
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But mommmmm 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Y'all... When I talked to my mum about cp and told her she probs wasted a bunch of money she was like "No, I don't think it was wasted because you had a lot of fun and really enjoyed yourself!" And I just stared at my wall of cp figurines with plushies and adventure books and yearly manuals and cp comics and was like "Omg, how sweet."
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Ah yes forbidden knowledge 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Probably, after the great 'rate my young ass' attack of 2019, all links are removed. :/
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The Rubber Duck Store, Amsterdam. Yup, that's really a thing 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
If he entered business would be booming.
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I also wanna hear y'all inside jokes :) 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Mine is: What you gonna do, break another drain pipe? And the classic: And then I joined the navy!
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Second hell here you come!
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Llǝɥ ʎpoolq 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
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Ariel in the Little Mermaid remake 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ew... They be like frog eyes and Voldemort noses... You sound like you thought about this a lot...
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Ariel in the Little Mermaid remake 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Yeah true, they would have blabber and stuff wouldn't they? I like to think their hair isn't actually hair, that way it wouldn't get all salty and gross. Maybe it's like... idk anemone stuff? I don't really get the casting but idc as much as everyone else seems to.
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No wonder they have a trump profile 25 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I mean sometimes we would do the 'We acknowledge the (insert aboriginal tribe located in that area) people" whenever we have sporting events and stuff, I think we sing sometimes, sporting events would be the only place I remember singing it. Now that I think about it... I think we did sing it at my old school during assemblies which happened around every second Friday. I can't even remember learning it! But at this school I have never once sung it lol.
Aaaand it's already outdated 25 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
It's the VIDEO GAMES REEEEEEEEEE
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Tree pruning in the 1800's 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Fancy sassy men! :D
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Ariel in the Little Mermaid remake 14 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Wouldn't Mermaids logically be more pale due to the lack of sunlight?
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