Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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That's so sweet 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I hope he is happy following his fathers footsteps. What an Aussie legend <3
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What if that's what they wanted 22 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
They won't though! Because if you get the letter, and then never have the letter written to be sent out then you never GOT the letter and that time line would literally be erased. This is literally a more annoying version of the grandfather paradox where if you killed your grandfather who killed him because you never were born- I DON'T KNOW GUEST THIS IS THE STUFF THAT CONFUSES ME IF IT IS A RANDOM AND NOT YOU YOURSELF WHO WROTE THE LETTER THEN HOPEFULLY YOU ARE NEVER COMPELLED TO WRITE A LETTER TO YOUR PAST SELF AND ALL IS WELL BUT I DON'T KNOW!
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What if that's what they wanted 22 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Guest please, you're making my head hurt from all this talk of the grandfather paradox
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More teeth things! :D 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Prove it
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No words needed 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I'm so glad they highlighted the important parts of the post or else I might have missed it.
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Isn't mythological? Looks fake 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I can't tell if people have given up saving the world or just don't care about how this will effect future generations.
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Robots can't be trusted 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Why don't you wear a wig or TRY TO NOT LOOK HUMAN I DO NOT LIKE THE UNCANNY VALLEY EFFECT-
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What are you thinking right now 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Oof, someone always loses spotto
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What are you thinking right now 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Teeth.
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Cuddly kitties Oliver and shadow:) 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Not to be over dramatic but I'd die for them
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This joke will not neuter me alone. Here ya go 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Disappeared without a tres
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Gets me ever time 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Never really got into the office, (second hand embarrassment kills me) but I still find the premise insanely interesting and Michael's character is still a good boss, despite how weird and rude he can be.
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"Are you blind?? He's right there! How are you so bad at this?!" 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"Says the one who died!"
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What is this disgusting beast 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
:) I like you
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Phenomenon called Rainbow Bridge or Circumhorizontal Arc ! 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Mario "WAHOOH" Sound as he falls off rainbow road
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But...Why? 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
This story is awesome, they have done it before but no one can catch them. New cryptid alert!
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Tooth fairy gonna get squashed if they TRY to steal THESE MOUTH BONES 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
It's insufferable, I love it.
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Not when you're quantum ęś±hitting 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
All I can think of is the post that goes along with the picture and SorrowTv's voice saying "SHITTING INTO THE FIFTH DIMENSION-"
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Tooth fairy gonna get squashed if they TRY to steal THESE MOUTH BONES 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
:) I love sharing such wholesome memes.
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Damn....Poor algae. 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
And it is possible to harvest oil from em! Plus they grow super quick! Algae rules!
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Always found this cool 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Okay that one is pretty funny my dude, now I'm just aggressively whispering how I am the egg MAN.
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What is this creature...? 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I can feel the furry wrinkles
Now here's a challenge I'd like to go viral 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Wooo!!! Yes! :D
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BRINGING BACK THE ABSURD- 11 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
(I always keep my word, except when I don't)
Mobile letter boxes 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I am incredibly sorry for laughing
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