Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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When you order a restaurant with your uber ride 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
"1 Silence ride sir" "Coming right up!" "....." "....." " :) " 5 stars
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Garfield comic has evolved 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
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Old but gold 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Flash to the page in his comic where he scares a robber to stop robbing by saying he is "Summoning spiders... because I'm spider-man."
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I really dont know what to say here 8 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Rollerblades but... C H U N K Y
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Finna get this dead *dab* 10 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Huh. Okay. Well... At least he's... MADE A NAME FOR HIMSELF! (Nailed it.)
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Finna get this dead *dab* 10 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Geez that is wild and weird and sad, at least he got some stories to tell out of... And people looking out for him like you.
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Finna get this dead *dab* 10 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Woah that... sucks... How did the car accident cause that? Did it damage a part of his brain? I hope he's okay and somehow finds a way to overcome it.
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When ya soul on fiya 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
This photo aims to please.
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Nostalgia! 11 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
When there's trouble you call DW! Darkwing duuuuckkkk LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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Nostalgia! 11 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Here in ducktales! Race cars, lasers, aeroplannnnesss!
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It’s called Pacapong 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
One google search and y'all can download it. Have fun!
It’s called Pacapong 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
KingPenguin apparently.
2019 mood so far 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
And his family.
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Have any of us felt alive since then? 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ah yes, that too.
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Have any of us felt alive since then? 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Makes sense considering how we live in a universe where skydoesminecraft has not only played on a minecraft server with antvenom, captainsparklez, voiceoverpete and the voice of gumball but has also said on stream "You know what the problem is? White people." And "K brb I'm gonna smoke another joint." I am so glad this is the timeline we have stumbled into, even if it is a shared dream.
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Still looks good 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
It seems fine when you start and all seems normal, then you hear Thomas the tank engine blasting from above and you remember what true terror is.
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Sadly there are many hard things to say 15 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
warshociresuace
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Good times never seemed so good 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
*Stab*
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Just a question 6 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Right you go to settings and select chunks-
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When mother tells you to not toy with your food 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Part of me loves that I took ancient studies, another part of me hates myself for having to read Odyssey. (Fuck Dawn and her rosey fingers use other descriptors Homer you bland Odysseus lover)
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Comic by Eric Decetis 1 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
The multiple breasts hahahah
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This is some incredible craftsmanship, especially the glass dagger! Credits to 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Glass daggers are the prettiest dagger in skyrim don't @ me, you know it's true.
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A baker who loves his sandwich 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I always wasn't fond of subway til a friend ordered for me and it tasted amazing, I kept trying out different combos of sauces to find out what they added to make it so delicious. Literal years later I told a friend about this and they went, "Probs was old english cheese." and after ordering and tasting I was the spitting image of the surprised pickachu face.
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Tell me "friend" when did saruman the Wise abandoned Reason for Maddness? 2 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Me: Yeah, ads.... (Adblocker installed)
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Climate protest in Cologne. They're standing on ice blocks 13 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Hey it's like that one riddle!