Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Why does this work? 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I raise you one, "Meenage tutant neetle teetles"
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Comedy GOLD 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Tread where mortals have not trod
Be deified when really you're a shammmm!
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Problem solved 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Cos he finna asked Jesus's dad for wisdom, was obviously a cop out since he thought cutting up a baby would be at all a wise riddle. (Tbh, the women who killed her baby was literally insane)
b*tch you thought 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Well if it makes you feel better most of them aren't real!
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They should sell these cold 13 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
It got no cord on belly button, inaccurate pop bag and move on.
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b*tch you thought 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
The one where he sneezed and then broke down in tears? Love that one.
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Problem solved 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Ah yes, the "wise" king.
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Oof 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
But... he isn't German... He is drusselsteinian. Though, he was going to be german at first so this does make some sense... He was also going to be called Meddleshmirtz
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I`m already pregnant 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
PRESENTATION!
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Current Funsub 10 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Oooooooo, that's cold.
Ahh the good old times 18 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Age of empires 2! How fun- wait a mintue-
Leaves from the vine 11 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Uncle Iroh is the greatest Uncle, father figure, and just general source of advice ever to exisit in cartoon history.
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AOE cheaters 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
@parisqeen You get wood wood to make more boats, you make more boats, to get fish fish, you get fish fish, to get meat meat, you get meat meat TO MAKE MORE MEN, YOU GET MEN MEN TO GET WOOD WOOD YOU GET WOOD WOOD TO MAKE BOATS BOATS-
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Only if wahmen understand what men really want 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I think it's a pewdiepie reference, he used to shout "Respect... WAHMEN!" With the pronunciation being wahmen instead of women.
Itsy bitsy spider 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Does it fit the tune as well?
The curly cat 13 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I wanna push my hands into its fur and get stuck so they can never leave me
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Out of lives 3 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Uno reverse card this
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Some good news 9 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!
The trees say beep bop *windows crash noise* bee!
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Current Funsub 10 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
My sister and I*
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I really like cats okay? 7 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Well, from fluff being closest to floof I am guessing they are a floof yeah
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Munch 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
YIP YIP APPA
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Munch 5 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
Olly olly OXen free....
Laundry police! Open up, we have a warrant! 13 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
This true though...?
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What does redstone taste like? 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
For real though I am really glad Minecraft is loved unironically now, means all these kids who play aren't going to be seen as cringe and will be supported by the community. I hope this kid had a banger of a party.
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What does redstone taste like? 4 comments
calvinoot · 5 years ago
CREEPER