Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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Is this what a stroke is like? 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Noice
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Thanks 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
It is the artist names all his peices the funniest stuff lol
Out of your league 14 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Oh I had a toy of this guy! He terrified me! I had no idea where he was from!!!
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*aggressive sucking* 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Pari you didn't mess with me I literally asked if you were okay with doing that I just wanted to pretend to be a waittress.
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Nice try, but no 15 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
I was so confused when this huge surge of hate towards the pizza appeared because like.... Hawaiian is a classic topping? I don't get why people started freaking out about it, it tastes good fam if you don't like it then just don't order it?
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This is wholesome 41 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
You should write a book called "Thoughts from a Guest on Earth" and just talk about everything, you certainly have a large enough assortment of knowledge to do so!
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Awesome pic 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
The pineapple is clearly the slut.
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Oida? 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Maissyyy, Maisssyyy, Maisy Maisy Mouse!
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Love your doggo 7 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
@parisqeen men and their dogs, they really like their water
And I was like baby baby babyyyy ohhhh 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Sister: Your hair looks like Justin Beiber
Me: *Thinking of current Justn Beiber* ....How?
My favorite Shakespeare play 3 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
I jest.... ON THE CONTRARYYYY-
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"Young kids and drunk adults always tell the truth" 2 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Look at that heigh-waisted man he's got feminine hips!
NOOOO THAT'S WHAT IM SENSITIVE ABOUUUTTTT
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Some odd rabbits 58 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub
Yeap! Not mine 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Cold water, is *chef kiss* beautiful. And frozen water? Bruh I eat ice cubes outta a cup no liquid included. Tis a GREAT SNACK!
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What’s the super power of this angry bird ? 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Okay: In the game angry birds with bird would turn all the pigs gay, and make them all huddle together for easy destruction.
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Zoom zoom 2 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Robbie Rotten was a legend who half the time isn't even evil, like, he just is a grouch who wants some peace and quiet. I never really liked it as a kid, but oddly as I got older I thought the show was the weirdest kind of funny. (And yeah man, sportacus is pretty as hell, also he writes and directs lazytown.)
(I have a LOT of little bee paintings saved) 15 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
oh lmao nevermind, Jacopo Amigoni, (1682 - 1752)
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(I have a LOT of little bee paintings saved) 15 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
This peice is called Forget-Me-Not-Lane and is available on Etsy, this was all I could find about it I'm afriad. I love this artist and their work but all links lead back to etsy and not their name. (If you can find their name please let me know, I'm curious also)
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Big Ol' Mermaid 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
^^ Thank you <3
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Ara ara 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
(Okay but that video is goddamn hilarious, seriously makes me happy when I'm feeling bad hearing two weebs talk about their waifus. (And one girl sobbing as she hasn't watched jack)
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Life is pain, life is dark 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Boyinaband...
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What kind of monster?! 3 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
wow that's awesome!
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Kid notices something that most of us wouldn't have 14 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Welp, ya gotta recycle! Saves the 3d rendering people a lot of time!
Anyone? 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Remember the Xmas special where they were all friends? :((