Calvinoot

calvinoot


I like posting and sharing memes and being very excited about mundane things. Hit me up for a chat lads!
Also a loon for cartoons.

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It's been one of those days. I'm not imagining. I sympathize 2 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
I mean Jesus was a real dude. He was cool. Carpenters deserve respect as much as messhiahs do!
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Both are juicy sticks yumm 18 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
....Toast
Freight worldwide Peafowl 5 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Hohoho you fools, that is because THAT WAS THE APRIL FOOLS!
When you don't even try 2 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
One dutch, two dutch, queen of the double dutch, I skip better then you by that much, watch our feet our moves are sweet, our double dutching won't be beat!
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This WC markings for gents and ladies 3 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
So many creative bathroom signs that do knot work :/
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If You Don't Use Honey, You're Probably Overpaying For Food - And Everything Else Online 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
why my man grizzly be tweeting out promos smh
children 3 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
D̸̢̝̟̗̥̜̹͇̗̼̎̿ ̴͚̠̤͛Ḯ̴̪̭̗͈̋̽̎ ̴̨̨̧͇̣̰͈̝̬̬̓R̴̜͔̹̒͋͘͝ ̷͕̓̈́̏̀͊̂͘͝T̷̺̙͈͓̯̬̗̄̍͗͗͂̍ ̵̛̪̞̾̿̄͋̍͑͐?̷̡̨̧̢͙̜̣͈̞̖̎́͛͌͂͐
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Froggo Fun #197 - Dapper 8 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gallll~ @parisqeen
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Moss showermat 9 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Looks appealing, but then the shower would be pointless cos feet not clean! D:
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Inspirational quote in my doctor’s office 7 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Agreed.
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Dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds 22 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Well the sword cutting from where that gif is from I'd say is consistent considering the character in it has cut a shooting star in half whilst star gazing. :) It is absurb, but pretty fun and goofy! :D Though def agree with your points fellas.
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This is such a mind f*ck 7 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
COOL!!! :D
On my way! To pre order 16 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
that sounds sick as dude! id play that ngl!
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On my way! To pre order 16 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
I remember seeing this in my recommended ages ago! You act as a cat exploring a town with missions all around and stuff and it is super cool looking! I think it was called Peace Island?
This one funny though 13 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Oh my panchito romero migel junipero francheska quirteros gonzales! the third!
Gonna burn this mother down 22 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Some kids at my school "smoked the bible" now I at least know what the hell that meant!
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Rosa Diaz vs Amy Santiago 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Nah, Amy's would be beige.
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This is something I will never unsee 6 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
And thinner eyebrows too I suppose
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Ancient advice 1 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
All I can hear is technoblade...
We live in a Tri-State Area 3 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Lies are the glue that hold society together.....
A hammerhead salamander 4 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
wicked!!! :0!!! love this funky boi!
He turns 19 today 8 comments
calvinoot · 4 years ago
Please give them a gentle kiss they deserve so much, happy birthday good boi
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