If you're a man, you're a man all the time 26 comments
cam · 5 years ago
I've been in situations like that. I could tell stories that would make war veterans cry!
If you're a man, you're a man all the time 26 comments
cam · 5 years ago
There is an exception to this. If a person treats you like crap you should be permitted to smack them upside the head regardless of gender!
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Swiggity Swaggity Swoogity I'm Comin Fo Dat Booty 9 comments
cam · 5 years ago
I have a lot of time on my hands.
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Swiggity Swaggity Swoogity I'm Comin Fo Dat Booty 9 comments
cam · 5 years ago
I'm 64 for crying out loud I'm not immortal and no member of my family has lived past 70.
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What is this kind of sorcery? 32 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Plastic.
Cat malfunction! Reboot! Reboot! 3 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Somebody blocked the control signal.
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Swiggity Swaggity Swoogity I'm Comin Fo Dat Booty 9 comments
cam · 5 years ago
This makes me very happy that I will be worm food by then!
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Blunt rappers 21 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Back to kindergarten is a place.
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I know I did. 12 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Nope.
Chameleon jacket turns the color of whatever you're touching! 9 comments
cam · 5 years ago
I need this for reasons!
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lamburgerlini 11 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Well... I got nothing to say for this. Its too easy.
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I will never use your website 3 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Exactly why you make alias accounts.
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Knock knock prize 7 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Ok, so... yeah this was a train wreck from word one. Or rather the train hit the titanic the whole mess exploded and is now rusting on the ocean floor!
This special pen can draw circuits that conduct electricity instantly 15 comments
cam · 5 years ago
That's why I said it could be a good thing or bad thing. I never said anything about logic or intelligence. I know a battery (dependent on the circuit) can't electrocute you unless it's wired to a power inverter and you short the inverter but there are always certain people who do certain stupid things just because they can.
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This special pen can draw circuits that conduct electricity instantly 15 comments
cam · 5 years ago
That could be a very bad thing depending on how much power is going through it and whoever is dumb enough to touch the live circuit.
Knock knock prize 7 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Yes! Why else.
I would fall for whoever says this to me 4 comments
cam · 5 years ago
That could be a pickup line or an insult depending on the ending.
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Knock knock prize 7 comments
cam · 5 years ago
*facepalms*
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Today's Ignorance 15 comments
cam · 5 years ago
You're welcome. (I was also raised to speak my mind. I think my parents regretted that.)
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New douche level; Too cool to look into the camera 16 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Awful normal looking eyes for a blind person. I'm blind in one eye and it looks like sh*t. Of course though my eye was obliterated so it's possible he's blind.
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So that's what antlers are for 3 comments
cam · 5 years ago
Well that's one way to cure itch a$$.
How to tell the hard times 6 comments
cam · 5 years ago
I remember when pc hard drives could crush a refrigerator flat (1956) http://www.pcworld.com/article/127105/article.html
New douche level; Too cool to look into the camera 16 comments
cam · 5 years ago
He must have bought the new five gallon douche kit!
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I'm sure someone off camera is holding an extra beer 4 comments
cam · 5 years ago
And here we are the rare alcohol fueled dancing moron, performing his special mating dance.
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Today's Ignorance 15 comments
cam · 5 years ago
People now days are just too sensitive. If they don't have a single thing in the world to complain about they find something. The way I was raised if you had a roof over your head and food in your belly you were lucky and should be thankful and I went quite a few times with only water and peanutbutter toast as my dinner. Its not the subject matter that causes problems its how others act about it.
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