I'm referring in general to the people who riot if their team doesn't win or like a news story I read recently punch and kill a referee because of a call he made. That's the blatant stupidity I'm talking about.

How can I put this in layman terms? Oh, sports and the generic cloud of stupidity that's associated with them gives me a headache so no, I will not play football, soccer or any other sport.

Wiseass. :-)

Hell no I don't take selfies!

Oh I don't mind wearing it what's funny is when they start to stare and I lift it!

Ace ventura, some of jim carries best movies.

According to many legends, from more then a few cultures worldwide, it is an animal that is born when you are (as a spirit) it's job is to protect and guide you through life. Now determining what your animal is varies way too much for me to get into here. Like I said many cultures are different.

Yes it's monty python I forget the sketch they are doing and yes the one in the dress is a guy.

Hey everybody we've got a first liker here! Your momma must be so proud!