Can I get the specs on that "Fuckmaster Pro 5000"?

I wanna meet the man who owns this store

That's ma boy! Skeeball champs!

I see silverware for people on diets

He was going up the side of him though

At least it's not a second story building. Maybe..

Proof that fathers know best

Where is that website?! It's so elusive. Like a snipe.

My ping pong table looks like that now. Guess its not a slide after all.