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captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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So this guy will have his own documentary 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Have you heard about marble hornets?
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captain jack sparrow is awesome 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Thank you
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what should we call this hair style? 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Creative?
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I never understood the problem they had with Slave Leia. 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Maybe the problem is you'd never have a male occupying that role, you know running around in a tiny metal bikini?
Fried Labradoodle 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
This makes me uncomfortable
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I want this army 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
And their corkscrew penises?
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People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
But did the husband come out out as gay, or bisexual?
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Cat shaming: But some of them look so proud 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I love cats
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Whenever I remember this, it makes me want to die 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
How old were you??
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Piers Morgan Roasts Kim Kardashian After She Posts Nude Selfie 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I think it's up to her what she wants to do really, I know that's the fallback saying but I think its true... Also she's built her empire on her body, so I mean there's plenty of people that want to see it and she's certainly willing to share it
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Deadpool 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
When ya pad rides up and you need to dig it out
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Seems legit 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Hey mate, there will be no limb dismemberment over here. You've got to remember just because you can grow it back, doesn't mean we all can
Everybody loves Captain Jack Sparrow and Mr. Gibbs 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
People loving the characters you bring to life > an award
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It's stupid that eating unhealthy food is cheaper than eating healthy food 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
But the problem is it actually does cost less to produce it (fast food). So unless you tax fast food at super high rates (forcing companies to raise their prices and consumers to pay more) and/or have a government rebate sort of process for fresh produce and meat, it's going to remain the way it is.
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Seems legit 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear
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Maybe I am wrong 21 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
It's okay, most people in the New generation will have something like 5 different jobs in their life
oh lord 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Why?
It's true 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
The reason we don't have an independence Day is because were still part of the Commonwealth, we're not yet independent.
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Why Dogs Are The Best. Ever. 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
God, I love dogs so much man, words can't even describe it
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Oh god 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I call bs that contouring looks too good to be done by kids
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Which one would you choose? 42 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
The grammar in this post is atrocious
Comic book makeup looks 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That's what I was thinking
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Mmmmm Benibunny Chocorabbit 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
But why
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Deadpool 17 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Tbh I didn't look that carefully, but $10 probably isn't enough for a cab either is it?
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Right in the feels! 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I noticed that the second time I watched it