captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

— captain_sparrow Report User
It's not cute it's annoying 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
Sadly it is an actual thing, especially for men who cleave to a more traditional idea of a woman's role
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It's not cute it's annoying 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
Well this has been posted on here before and I'll say the same thing again;
How about instead of violence we try to raise girls to value their intelligence as well as their looks. And encourage boys to not be threatened by smart girls.
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Happy Halloween everyone!!! 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
Very funny mate
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Magic satchel for the win 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
Thought they were going to be a sex toys
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And I will help you Steve 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
GAAAAAAAAAAAAYY
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I don't know what to say 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
If she was talking about her female friend there would be no "friendzone" mentioned at all. Why are female/male platonic relationships not allowed?
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Why should girls have all the fun 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
Why do men think their testicles and penis are comparable to breasts? In terms of development breasts are a secondary sex characteristics and are thus comparable to facial hair
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Immortal beings 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
Like the naked mole rat
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That's kinda cute. 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
YES I LIKE PINA COLADAS AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
That's kinda cute. 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
It doesn't have to end
Good news, bad news, and best news 18 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
He's on tumblr as sparkafterdark if anyone is interested
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When I'm on Youtube 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
Too real
If ur a veteran u only hit all when u log on 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
All is where it's at my homies
ah yes 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
I identify as buttered sweet corn, it's nice to see some representation
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Being hit on 18 comments
captain_sparrow · 2 years ago
What is it?
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awww morally ambiguous pirates are adorable 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
#goals
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*sitcoms across the country shatter* 43 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
Hellsbells it's very true, I wouldn't love someone else the way I love another and that's the point, love occurs in different ways. Geluregis since I'm bisexual polyamoroury makes sense to me also
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So much sass in that expression 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
I don't think you can be a 'former' doctor, once you're qualified you're qualified. Retired doctors are still called Dr. The only exception is if she had her license revoked by the board, which is possible. Besides jack goes through periods where he has no ship and still calls himself captain
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*sitcoms across the country shatter* 43 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
I agree with chu and banana, I'm polyamorous and it is the same thing; you can have multiple friends, therefore you can have multiple lovers.
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So much sass in that expression 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
I approve
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Have a Potato :) 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
Downvoted. Potatoes are too mainstream
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I find this hilarious for some reason 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
There's not many pictures that sum me up, but this is one of them
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Do he got da booty? He doooo! 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
Pledge allegiance to that booty
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Change in wardrobe 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
Yes please
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Why don't they make them like this anymore? 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 3 years ago
Hmu if you work out how, I'm down for a threesome
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