captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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Is Madonna even alive anymore or 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
I have theory she's surviving as an android, subsisting on oil and money
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Why don't they make them like this anymore? 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
And he's bisexual
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Oh spidey 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Her face like "are you fucking kidding me man"
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Flubber, the forgotten princess 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Better than the other Disney princesses tbh
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Please be mine 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Wait never mind
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Please be mine 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Is perchu even active on here?
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Please be mine 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Curse you, I'm so hungry right now and you're making it way worse
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Accurate AF 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Well except for the 18 year Olds still living at home
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Why You Should Support Trump 34 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
This is how he speaks though right?
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Lol,"why are you like this" 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Yeah this is eye opening, I'd never thought about that before
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Hats off to the lurkers 35 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
:(
Guys vs girls 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Girls: "does my vagina look weird to you? "
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Hats off to the lurkers 35 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Or where
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I need this 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Baby, I'm sorry, but theirs isn't a healthy relationship
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I'm worried tbh 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Have you guys seen the transcript of the conversation when there's a poop floating around with them?
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equality 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
I approve
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Well played, biology textbook 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Yeah I know
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Well played, biology textbook 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Fornicating?
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Why Is The Rum Always Gone 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
I approve
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i completely ship Harley and Ivy now 46 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Otp of all otps
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I aspire to be as fabulous as this man 23 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
Just about to comment that
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I hate this shit 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
:/
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Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
The answer to the question "why won't millennials buy blank" is always because we're poor
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The quiet atheists 65 comments
captain_sparrow · 5 years ago
I'm a quiet agnostic
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