captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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Steampunk animals made from old car parts 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
They look like something out of a Tim Burton film, especially the cat one
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How to make cemeteries great again 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
It's all recycling mate, everything comes from everything else
This Australian Spider Can Walk On Water And Hunt For Fish 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Me too, but I'd want to build it a giant ecosystem for it to thrive in, so maybe it's better just to leave them be and observe instead
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He's trying to help you get up 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Let him take you, surely there's no purer way to go
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How to make cemeteries great again 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
We have lots of land that could benefit greatly from a reintroduction of nutrients into the soil (ie add in some dead people) as its been eroded or destroyed in some way by human activities
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How to make cemeteries great again 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yaaaaaaas
Me 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That is talking to women, please seduce me with your hypothetical theorising
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Can't believe they ruined her life like that! 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Maybe? I prefer joke accounts which satirically point put the flaws in what they're making fun of, not just be a meaner version of it
Priorities man 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
He's living his best life
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Can't believe they ruined her life like that! 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I actually don't think it is, or if it is its took the joke pretty far
Keep it at home. 21 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Why do you hate people being comfy?
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Father of the year 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
If we get a few more people it will be optimum testing conditions. What's our hypothesis again?
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Father of the year 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I know, but for some reason I'd just made the assumption the first time I read this (I have seen this so many times), that it was a mum.
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Father of the year 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I read it as the mum writing the review...
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Talking to short people 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Our anger is also condensed into a smaller form: it's more potent.
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Talking to short people 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
No, please, bend down. Less work for me to slap your condescending face.
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Extremely accurate 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Me in job interviews
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People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Hmmmm maybe? Or maybe they knew but were never comfortable enough with accepting that part of their identity, let alone sharing it with someone else. I don't think you realize how hard it was (and still is in lots of places in the world) to be queer; having to "prove you're straight" might of been the only way this person didn't get assaulted (which did happened when they came out btw), or killed by others or killed themself. Also like I said if they were bisexual and married this woman who they loved, and had only just now come to felt comfortable enough to share that they were queer, hate is last thing they needed. I just fill it's a bit slack to judge a person deserving of physical abuse from a single sentence, there's so much we don't know.
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People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Being straight is normal in that sense: that the majority of the population identify as it, but its important to remember that being lgbtqai isn't unnatural (which I feel like is used interchangeably with abnormal when comparing homosexual people to "normal" straight people).
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People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Hmmmmmmm but it isn't? Homosexual behaviors have been documented in many many mammal species and other animal species. Bonobo monkeys are one of our closest relatives and frequently engage in Homosexual behaviors. More so homosexual people have been around just as long as heterosexual people.
People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That's it, no one can be sad ever again anymore unless they are the saddest. Stubbed your toe? Can't be in pain because there's someone out there getting killed right now who is obviously the only one deserving enough to say they're in pain.
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People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Even if you haven't actually realized it yourself yet? There's many many cases of women not realizing they're lesbians until years into their marriage, and I'm sure the same story occurs for bisexual people also
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Y'all need Satan 42 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
What about rape within a marriage?
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Why men and women think differently 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Source? You can't provide something saying "they did a study" and not give a source or at least statistics from the piece. No matter how anecdotally right this may seem it's all opinion without credible facts to back it up.
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Making things simple 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yay! I'm a clicky pen!
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