captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

— captain_sparrow Report User
what? 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Nice 7 week comeback there guest
18 year olds vs then and now 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Better how? Better where war isn't mandatory? Better where genders are treated far more equally? Better where the life expectancy is many decades greater? Better where queer people and people of color can exist without being hunted and persecuted? Better where we can have almost all of our desires and needs meet? Are you honestly trying to tell me the quality of life was better in the 40s?
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18 year olds vs then and now 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Guest, you and your sarcastic ass get a cookie
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18 year olds vs then and now 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Now it seems you're trying to tell me sending 18 year olds off to war is a good thing, but no sensible person would agree with that so I must be wrong in inferring that from the image.
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Now this is a healthy pizza 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yep. Aesthetically is the only way it works.
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Now this is a healthy pizza 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Looks pretty, but in practice it would be shit because you'd only get one flavor/vegetable at once. What you really want is them all mixed up together to get all the flavors.
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The 90s Minions 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Don't insult B1 and B2 by comparing them to minions
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I hope your guys day is better than mine 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I wanna eat it
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Yoga pants realities 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
It's just the type of underwear she has on, and maybe the thickness of the leggings.
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Dream girl 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yay!
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Am I the only one who hates referencing? 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Am I the only one who loves referencing?
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Dream girl 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Nobody gets my joke :(
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I'll Join Them, Maybe Tomorrow 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
To do list item 3542: join this club
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Dream girl 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Maybe the small town "En vittighed"?
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Who's your otp? 34 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Clexa *sobs hysterically in the corner*
My friends disagree :( (Am I right?) 38 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
If course you're right. Wife working, husband not. Husband working, wife not. Potatoe potatoe. Same thing
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Tall girls and their problems 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Short girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 
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Got place to be 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I swear to god I have seen this image used so many times but with different captions... I'm not sure if I should be impressed by the many different ways people read one image or exasperated at being forced to look at this one image
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Describe this picture with just one word 54 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Uh....
No one! 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
For myself of course! Don't you like how smooth they feel, especially under sheets?
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Describe this picture with just one word 54 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
They look like the dust bunnies from spirited away
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Some things that piss people off 18 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
FruSTRATION
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Making Santa's Footprints 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
My mum did it with flour
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Using an old car as a bookshelf 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
This is a waste of space
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Triggered "intellectually superior beings" incoming 39 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Tbh aren't both awesome?
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