captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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At least two mate 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Anything
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Fossilized Dinosaur eggs 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Same. I don't believe in rain, even when I get wet walking outside.
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At least two mate 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Anything
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Blackout Tattoos Are Now The Latest Trend in Singapore 54 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I love Singapore!
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It's impossible to accidentally read. 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That's how you accidentally read for 11 hours.
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It's impossible to accidentally read. 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Here's how:
"Oh this is an exciting new book, how about I read the first chapter to see what it's about"
"Damn that chapter was really good, just one more to see if there's going to be a sudden plot twist"
"Oh no, a cliffhanger. Well I can't leave it there, just one more chapter"
2ish hours later...
"Wow. That book was amazing, I wonder if it's a part of a series....?"
Then it turns out it is. You tell yourself you'll only read one chapter, only one book. But then it's too late. 11 hours later you've read all the books in the series and are a bleary eyed mess.
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Worst part of my life ordering pizza 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
He was probably surprised and it was his unconscious reaction
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Blackout Tattoos Are Now The Latest Trend in Singapore 54 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I really do not like this look at all. Which is rare for me, normally I can stand most things (even if they're not my favorite) but this I really do not like.
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...wha 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That's. ... uncomfortable. For a lot of reasons
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Thor's smile is always so cute!!! 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Okay.
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Thor's smile is always so cute!!! 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Sorry I didn't reply because I didn't actually feel like getting into an argument with you and I'm not obligated to respond to you in anyway. I never down voted you, and I will point out that by the up votes my comment has quite a few people agree with me, not you (so perhaps you aren't the right one here?)
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Avengers assemble 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Goals to be the guy having a birthday party
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What happened to make this sign necessary? 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Photoshop happened
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People who use bookmarks and don't 26 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yeah to me, the more trash your book is the more you've loved it
Bender 2016 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
And that's the thing about dishonest people, you can always count on them to be dishonest. It's the honest people you've got to watch out for.
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A brilliant illustration of how much public space we've surrendered to cars 10 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Except we haven't, because it's the public thats driving those cars to get places
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Here's a rose someone left on a beach 18 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Too soon
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Thor's smile is always so cute!!! 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Except it's not. And I've never heard anyone say you hit like a boy
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Talking about childhood crushes 17 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Well you certainly can't deny that esmeralda is totally gorgeous
I love this mermaid concept. Koimaid. 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Okay fine
I love this mermaid concept. Koimaid. 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
But why bother posting if you don't have a source? I'm not saying they're not pretty, but this a a humor site, and most of the flood of art you're posting isn't funny. I mean I've posted some art, but you're posting heaps.
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I love this mermaid concept. Koimaid. 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Woah.
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Talking about childhood crushes 17 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Chel from road to El edorado though ( ・_・) so gorgeous
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