Woah 11 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
http://sparkafterdark.tumblr.com/ now you can stalk to your thirsty hearts content
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I don't even know what to say 16 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
Okay, I get where you're coming from with that. I didn't interpret it in that way in your original comment
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I don't even know what to say 16 comments
I have plenty of time then. 17 comments
I have plenty of time then. 17 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
Jesus 31? Really? Give me my 50 year old ladies playing superheros, come on
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Groupon employee ftw 8 comments
I'm lazy okay!!! 8 comments
I have plenty of time then. 17 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
Just out of curiosity does anyone know the age of the oldest actress to play a superhero?
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Celebrities Morphed Into Gorgeous People part 3 14 comments
Celebrities Morphed Into Gorgeous People part 3 14 comments
Here's Something Nice You Can Try 4 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
Where I live you can get a loaf of bread for about 85c and then those cheese slices are around 3$ for a pack. ..
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Let's Hope That Idea Never Materializes 14 comments
She did 17 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
Yeah, it was too much to hope there wouldn't be puns in the comments
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DJ Dead Things 270 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
Life is all the more meaningful to me if that is true, it means you only get to live it once. No living your best life in heaven, even if you fucked up your life. It's live now, live good, because you don't get a second chance.
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Worst part of my life ordering pizza 14 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
If I was distracted and then suddenly realized something really funny I might actually call out to someone else who also experienced the funny thing, without thinking through the ramifications of calling out said thing (also if his college was far away he couldn't just nudge him). I mean I agree that it's probably fake, but it is possible.
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Blackout Tattoos Are Now The Latest Trend in Singapore 54 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
That is a really good point I didn't even think of, thanks for bringing it up
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At least two mate 20 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
I mean I don't know about the logistics of the entire nation of Russia fitting into your orifices, but if you believe you will succeed so go nuts.
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At least two mate 20 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
If they consent sure. Just make sure you use a lot of lube, and unless you plan on killing them maybe work out away they can breathe before hand.
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At least two mate 20 comments
At least two mate 20 comments
At least two mate 20 comments
captain_sparrow
· 8 years ago
Although I think that might also be classified as beastiality. Also aren't they extinct?
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