captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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Best opening credit ever 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Just call me angel of morning, baby
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Colorful and beautiful creature 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yep, beautiful. But they're bloody loud bastards
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Have you ever seen a baby octopus? 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Smol squishy
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I thought this was VERY interesting and funny in class. Poor soul she's so misinformed. 27 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Frisky you can also look up intersectional feminism, it covers what you're talking about
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An IKEA in Germany installed a 'Parking lot for dogs' 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Hence why you'd need an attendant
Magic School Hearse 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
A++ title
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An IKEA in Germany installed a 'Parking lot for dogs' 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of sad? People spend hours in ikea and the poor dog has to lie there by itself in whatever weather. ... I guess it would cost more for the company, because you would need a dog sitter, but I feel like if they had a big pen where you could leave your dog that would better, because then the dogs could at least socialize.
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Dogs are dumb. That's why I love them :) 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Especially with the face it's pulling
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The size of Pluto compared to Australia 10 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Bloody oath we will mate
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The best part of the portal technology 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
What I was thinking...
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Robert Downey Pinup 13 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Words cannot express how much I need this in my life. And how much I didn't know I needed it in my life until now.
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When you're the 9th wheel 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You get all the upvotes
Perfect breakfast, right here 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I can't imagine eating this much just after waking up
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Horses not included 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Thank you for that informative answer
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Two kinds of people 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That's what I was thinking, I would feel awkward taking from the right side, in case I messed it up
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Doctors!!! 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Working at a pharmacy this is so unbelievably and annoyingly true for scripts
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Horses not included 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
But why
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What happens when you put an Ikea print in a modern art museum 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Looking at this again, of course they're going to talk up its value. It's in a modern gallery and they've been lead to believe it's worth a lot/well known, so their answers aren't surprising.
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YES. I LIKE UNBORN FOR BREAKFAST 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You got me. I go through life trying to be as toolish as possible, this was just one of my many fine moments as a tool.
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YES. I LIKE UNBORN FOR BREAKFAST 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I know, I just wanted to point it out
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YES. I LIKE UNBORN FOR BREAKFAST 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
If we're being correct: I WISH TO DEVOUR AVIAN OVULATION. Since eggs aren't fertilized, and are equivalent to a period.
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What happens when you put an Ikea print in a modern art museum 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I mean it's still art, an artist sat down and made it after all, even if it's mass produced. Really the difference in price is often how well known the artist is. Fame equals a higher price tag.
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The bromance is real 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
This is so sweet
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