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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

By why does it make you so angry? Would "chocolate gingerbread men" make you angry? Because organic is just a preface for what type of biscuit it is and genderless actually makes more sense than man, since, you know, they're a cookie, not a person.

Colonialism 34 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

If the British were black it would change the whole entire history of racism.

No, can't say I've experienced that. 16 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

It's kinda scary the thought of doing this while driving though

Whenever a female makes physical contact with me 11 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

*deg deg*

I am a combination of all of these! I am a mighty Taurus!! 93 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

As Capricorn this resonates with me. I've weirdly always liked the idea of being a hit man.

Pale blue dot 7 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Is it bad I thought the end was going to be a plot twist which involved him becoming immortal and take over the universe? That's just me? Okay then...

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Whenever a female makes physical contact with me 11 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

I love how this is a 'female', not even a woman. A female what? A female dolphin?

Which era is your favorite? 23 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

The Renaissance was awesome, and that plus experimental wins because childhood

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I'm so hyped for Suicide Squad 14 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Isn't it going to have a pg rating?

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What has happened to our youth? 19 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

I agree, and furthermore this same post could've been applied to complain about kids in 1993, with the person on the left being from 1953. Every single generation will complain about the generation after it and will totally ignore all the good things.

This is a cake. I'm amazed at the skill but still asking... Why? 5 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

I'm with you frisky, also it just looks so delicious

Perfect pancakes 24 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

We can pretend it was drool if that makes it less awkward....

Hey, she's available! 11 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Okay but why would you take a photo of her? Give the poor woman some space

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Admit it. You look for you phone too. 5 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

You know it's really really disgusting when you think about how much bacteria is on your phone screen, especially on the phone screens of people who take them to the bathroom with them

Apply cold water 26 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Is it just me or does it look photo shopped?

How George RR Martin pictured the Iron Throne 6 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Same, I watch it. You just can't deny that it isn't anything like the books past about the middle of season 3

Struggle is real 6 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Ask?

Next generation tan lines 2 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

And also who the the hell uses both hands, or am I the only one else who does the one handed thumb scroll?