captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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I kinda want snake bites but SOMEONE *glares at mother* would never approve 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Well I'm happy for you, you keep doing you :)
When people become butthurt because of words 56 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I agree, sometimes I'm just not bothered
Definitely the best catwoman so far 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Gurl those nails are fabulous
When people become butthurt because of words 56 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You might argue that, and I might be bothered to argue back, but tbh I don't care that much
When people become butthurt because of words 56 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I guess... I thought the point of the post was to say it's stupid if you're offended by words, my comment's point was that it actually isn't that stupid
When people become butthurt because of words 56 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Although people tend not to be bashing each other with sharp objects on the daily anymore so words are kind of the worse thing we deal with
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A legendary tinder profile 23 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Majestic as fuck
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I kinda want snake bites but SOMEONE *glares at mother* would never approve 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Frisky I am now your mother, and I approve and celebrate your attraction to women
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Who is going tomorrow? 22 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I went last week, so good :D
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Awesome lego cake is beyond awesome 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Imagine if it was like Russian roulette and there was one real Lego brick in there
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Random searches are the best 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Me right now. It's 2.40am and I have a 10am lecture. Joy
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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Okay sorry for apparently making zero sense, but I assure you that was my intention in using chocolate.
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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Because chocolate is a flavour/type of cookie, I used it in replacement for organic. I could've just as easily used strawberry. And I wasn't the one who brought up race.
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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Chocolate isn't a race dickhead.
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Imminent rage 27 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Now kiddies have we all done our research on the back story of this article so we don't look like idiots arguing without knowing facts?
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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I'm not the poster! I'm a lone commenter who most definitely isn't angry, although by continually insisting I am you're kind of starting to piss me off. And I actually agree with you, gingerbread people does have a better ring to it, although I'm fairly certain genderless is still a word.
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What type of music I like? 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yeah. I'll do anything except for heavy metal/screamo, I've tried and I just don't get it
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18 Unspoken Rules Of Sex 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Okay but like wearing knee high socks and nothing else when having sex is kinda cute
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Anyone else said it in their voices? 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
And the best part was that apparently she was a super good and quite student before I transferred over to that class. Oops
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Anyone else said it in their voices? 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
My high school math teacher hated my best friend and me because we'd just spend all of his classes laughing. I honestly don't even know what we were laughing at, just that we always were.
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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I'm not angry, I'm confused. A fact I think I've said at least twice now. But I think I'm starting to get where you're coming from, I don't agree with it. But I get what you're saying.
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Cats dont know how to appreciate things 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I feel like those suction cups wouldn't hold the weight of the cat, which would result in hilarity but horribleness if the cat did choose to sit on it
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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Also I'm not saying there is anything wrong with gingerbreadman or snowman because in those cases anyway man stands for human, as in what the figure is in the image of. My question is why changing it angers you so fiercely. Personally I don't have a problem with either and you can call your food whatever the hell you like
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This makes me want to punch something 36 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
The race card? When did I ever bring race into it? Anyway so it's the genderless bit that pisses you guys off? I still don't really get why, it's such an insignificant thing to get so worked up about
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