captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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Survival of the delicious 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You're right! We should totally start farming and eating gorillas and lions
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:o 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Depends what the Greeks thought of chickens as to whether or not you could call it shade I suppose
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Explains a lot 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Alternatively no children would work just as well
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:o 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Harmony I would say all of them are her writing, they're just different types (print, cursive, capitalized, narrow, etc)
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:o 24 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
My friend is doing a primary school teaching degree and they actually do have a handwriting assessment
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Just one mistake 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
A murder comment wouldn't have made me bat an eyelid tbh, but the slinky comment? Very unexpected
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Please tell me I'm not the only one. 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I frequently sit there and try to move objects with my mind, just in case I've become telekinetic without realising
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Just one mistake 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That is not what I expected when I opened up the comments
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When You Realize Something's Not Right 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
It could be another birds egg, still weird but
'cause I'm the king 10 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Ouran! Man that show is a wild ride
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Don't make a fool of yourself 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
We talked for a bit, and I did actually appreciate the non pick up line. Some of them are so cringe worthy
Panorama gone wrong 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I've truly never seen skill like it
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me irl 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Everything has to match
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Don't make a fool of yourself 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I am a girl, and I feel like this would work just depending on the situation. A guy at a bar got my number after he came and sat down next to me and introduced himself so...
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Think of the possibilities! 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
There's heaps of flower dictionaries, you so could create a long intricate message
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Because he's BATMAN!!!! 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Aquaman in the bath is adorable
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Vert da furk 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I love coleslaw #endcoleslawhate2k16
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When you have to work, but you have to fight at 4pm 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I approve of the shia boob
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My whole life is a lie! 2 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You just have to be gentle
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For all of those who appreciated this scene as much as me :* 16 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
*heavy breathing*
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Congrats on the no murder 23 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yeah past humans were really just a big bunch of dummies
But I'm not going to judge too hard, because imagine what people in 150 years are going to be saying about us
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Congrats on the no murder 23 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You know pretty much everyone of your comments, makes me just go "?"
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Petiton to make this a thing 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yeah I think it might be the fact he's a talking dog
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I need this superpower 7 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I guess this a true for some, but not for me