captain_sparrow comments

captain_sparrow

Why is the rum always gone?

— captain_sparrow

Share Contacts

Report User

I think this guy should be the next Bond (Henry Cavill) 15 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Nah, Natalie dormer should be the next bond

1 · Edited 8 years ago

Tourists 11 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

I feel like this sums up humanity pretty well

Oh jack 3 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

I did though

One of a kind 7 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

!! I came to comment this, great minds frisky

Poor Quicksilver, you can't beat Flash 31 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

So I'm just here, scrolling, having a fun and happy time and then you COME INTO MY HOUSE AND DISRESPECT ME

30 · Edited 8 years ago

Cause lady-deadpool posted some math feels 2 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

And parallel lines spend all their lives right next to one another without ever meeting

Potential civil war spoiler 3 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Hopefully they're retractable or Steve is going to have a bad time

The only safe way to do it 2 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

I'm less concerned about the gas mask (because that shit just makes sense) and more about the rolly office chair? ? And the fact he's sitting down while cutting??

This is why I hate ducks 7 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

The mortal instruments anyone?

That's kinda cute. 16 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

IF YOU LIKE MAKING LOVE AT MIDNIGHT

Most accurate thing 10 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

You tell em @shurikkaru

Be afraid of short people we live off of fear 18 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Hey I'm 5"3 too frisky! *high five*

Real-life Rapunzel: Russia's Dashik Gubanova has been growing her hair for 13 years 20 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

No homo tho, jks for me it's full homo

Right there 56 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

You know there's Internet forums for that. Some people want to be eaten and will happily leave you their body in their will to be consumed (which is very legal in some countries)

Real-life Rapunzel: Russia's Dashik Gubanova has been growing her hair for 13 years 20 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

That would get in the way so bad

Right there 56 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Yeah if society wasn't so strict about cats and dogs I'd probably eat them

That's Very True 92 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

See, I didn't know about much of that. So thanks for sharing with me

That's Very True 92 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Okay, but do you have another solution? It is ridiculous that a so called rich country has citizens who have to work multiple FULL TIME jobs to survive

That's Very True 92 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

The thing is, no matter what the job, anyone working full time should be able to support themselves. And on $7/hr even working full time someone can't support themselves. Some people can't "get an education": not everybody's situation allows it.

1 · Edited 8 years ago

Couldn't think of a title 11 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Me and my friend on Saturday

this gotta be the wirst puppet ever! 7 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

I do

I held back a really savage comment today 4 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago

Hahaha that's awesome, next time you should take the chance and say it

this gotta be the wirst puppet ever! 7 comments

captain_sparrow · 8 years ago