captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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badass women all around! 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Are you taking about the girl with the short hair and gun? Because she is a girl, tris from divergent
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badass women all around! 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Muthafuckin tank girl is the BEST
badass women all around! 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I mean harley is pretty badass but I feel like she doesn't really fit in with the others who are all ya protagonists.
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May I join you, hooman? 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Rude. No one loves dogs more than me, but it's just unrealistic to think you're always going to be happy about every aspect of their existence
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May I join you, hooman? 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
When an angel visits you everyday and in every way and leaves little precious poop packages around it can get a bit tiring. Don't get me wrong I love my dogs to death, but yeah, tiring
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Nature noms 14 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
The octopuses mouth is in the wrong place
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Last post. Peace deadpool out 28 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Wut. Why are you leaving us??
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Not weird at all right? 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Red team!
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Idjits 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Animals engage in homosexual or same sex sexual activities/behaviour all the time, but that doesn't make them gay or straight (animals don't have sexual orientation or gender identities)
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Idjits 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Exactly. In fact animals don't actually have a sexuality as we define it, so it's all a moot point anyway
Idjits 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Bisexual fish then
"I'm really liking Buffy" 31 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You guys are getting me excited
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Idjits 19 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Has dorys sexuality ever been stated? For all we know she is a lesbian fish
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"I'm really liking Buffy" 31 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Ah okay, well I guess it's a good sign I liked the first season then because I'll only like the others more. I'll add angel to my list :)
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"I'm really liking Buffy" 31 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I've seen part of the first season but then I stopped during exam season, which I am coming up to now again, so it'll have to wait until end of semester
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"I'm really liking Buffy" 31 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I need to watch buffy
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haha if only 6 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yeah and no more patchy beards
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what's white and ten inches? nothing 11 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Nice title A++
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Old froots 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Do you have trypophobia
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Old froots 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Yeah famousone summed it up pretty good
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Old froots 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
All modern bananas are clones of a single mutation; were fucked if a virulent disease ever shows up
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This really ticked me off given Storm is literally a worshiped goddess and Rouge is Rouge 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Doesn't rogue learn to control her powers in the comics?
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the fitnessgram pacer test 8 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I appreciate the meme but I'm sorry "pacer test" and "chill" do not belong anywhere near each other
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