captain_sparrow

captain_sparrow


Why is the rum always gone?

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We should all be less hateful towards others insecurites, both cases happen way too often 18 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Your dad seems like an interesting guy
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When she only date doctors 10 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
She's gorgeous
I think it makes sense, so that something like North West won't happen 22 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I don't agree, it's suppression of independent thought
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Where Could I Have Put That.? 2 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
God bless thee for delivering to us these dank 60s spiderman memes
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I realize most of my humor is nsfw 12 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Damn right we do
She scares me a bit 17 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Gomez and Morticia have the best love story of all time, #relationshipgoals
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They lacked walls back then 17 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
You may have a point in saying they weren't very technologically advanced, but the point is it doesn't matter. They were probably very happy living their life as is, you can see it in some if the tribes within the amazon, that know about the rest of the modern world but still choose to live their traditional life. They don't need to be "saved".
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On period 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Am I the only one around here that can't relate to any of these angry period posts because my period does not influence my mood in any way?
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Just get it over with 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
It was forced upon me, I literally clicked "not now" and it went "bitch you know what, imma do it anyway". So now I have windows 10, against my will. Thanks Microsoft
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The truth revealed 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Their children had a child (flynn)?
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Chaotic party 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
My mum has a giant book which compiles all of the far side comics into one. I remember spending many hours as a kid flipping through it, I don't even know what my sense of humor would be like if a hadn't had that book.
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Annie R U OK??? 15 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
*Dean screaming in the background*
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Superheroes then and now 33 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
And the modern flash has a strangely similar outfit to daredevil
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That semen is a demon 20 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Is it just me or does that look like Jessica Nigri
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Men are dogs! 4 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Am I the only one who read the original status and thought "beastiality"
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Captain Jack Sparrow 2 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
That's right kids, mind your fucking language
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this is going to happen 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
"Damn grandma, you were hot!" "Where did you think you got it from?"
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Sexy Seabass & Mack Attack 2 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Everything I hear other actors say about Chris Evans just makes me love him more
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If cartoon characters looked their actual age 17 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Why do Minnie mouses nipples look like that
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Me and my friends 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Beyoncé
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Just remember 3 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Truly Inspirational. But I suppose you kind of want your dick to get hard, life? Not so much
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THISISAJOKETHISISAJOKETHISISAJOKETHISISAJOKETHISISAJOKETHISISAJOKETHISISAJOKETHISISAJOKE 29 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
As a feminist I can say for sure that I am indeed a big talking cunt
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Me and my friends 5 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
They're so cute
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me in gym class trying to play it cool 9 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
I can only ever see this image and think of the caption "women on their period"
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badass women all around! 25 comments
captain_sparrow · 8 years ago
Susan
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