I have theory she's surviving as an android, subsisting on oil and money

Her face like "are you fucking kidding me man"

Better than the other Disney princesses tbh

Curse you, I'm so hungry right now and you're making it way worse

This is how he speaks though right?

Yeah this is eye opening, I'd never thought about that before

Girls: "does my vagina look weird to you? "

Me today

Baby, I'm sorry, but theirs isn't a healthy relationship

Have you guys seen the transcript of the conversation when there's a poop floating around with them?

I approve

Fornicating?

I approve

Otp of all otps

:/

The answer to the question "why won't millennials buy blank" is always because we're poor

I'm a quiet agnostic