Erika

captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika
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Anyone else? 29 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Oh my god can I join? I'll bring Caramello koalas (which none of y'all americans get to eat because they're OURS! ALL OURS!)
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I want to buy it. 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
GODDAMNIT YOU HAD ONE JOB... TO BUY TWO!
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Did you ever spray so hard that your arm gets hurt 40 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
No the last answer definitely no
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I think I might have found that person 30 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I would like to believe that this will happen to me but I think love is total bullshit
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Dem feels 26 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Fucking asshole
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Baby Avengers 14 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
"shut your whore mouth bruce"
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My friend crocheted this 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
SHIT BRO WHERE'S THE BUY BUTTON!?!
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"Here, Timmy, santa gives you... OH F*CK THEYRE EVERYWHERE" 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
It's funny how I was taught that in health class...
Did you ever spray so hard that your arm gets hurt 40 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Answers why give me but
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This continues to blow my mind 12 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Loonyparty confirmed
Did you ever spray so hard that your arm gets hurt 40 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Now scared I am confused growing
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A bright, brilliant blue glows from within an Antarctic iceberg 4 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
IT'S THE TESSERACT!
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"Here, Timmy, santa gives you... OH F*CK THEYRE EVERYWHERE" 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
You can get high off that too
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True dat 11 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
yessssssss
HOODIES :D 37 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
People used to like your comments? *cough* BULLSHIT
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"Here, Timmy, santa gives you... OH F*CK THEYRE EVERYWHERE" 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Yes, yes it will *wink wink nudge nudge*
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"Here, Timmy, santa gives you... OH F*CK THEYRE EVERYWHERE" 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Wait! What about cocaine?
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"Here, Timmy, santa gives you... OH F*CK THEYRE EVERYWHERE" 22 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Well, shit.
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This pigeon was walking around with a crust of bread around the neck 9 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Much sweg. Very amaze
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I need a mini piggy 10 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
AND THEN THERES TEACUP PIGS!
My reaction when vegans admit they eat fish 24 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Don't worry we can fail together
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There were no survivors 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
I hold my cat up and do the lion king thing while standing at the front door singing "Nyaaaaa sebanyaaaaaaa..." No wonder people say I'm weird.
Pillsbury doh boy 31 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
Just slow clap it out
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And I thought I've seen everything on the Internet 7 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
me when someone says shit about my fandoms AWW HELL NAH
Speechless. 13 comments
captainamerika · 9 years ago
perf af
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