"Here, Timmy, santa gives you... OH F*CK THEYRE EVERYWHERE"

Then use flour?

What about baby powder?

I'm in Canada, let the ants try to get to my house through 5 ft of snow and -27°C average temperature... If they're not already dead or frozen

BABY POWDER BITCHES

my parents got dirt and leaves from outside and said that the reindeer made dirty tracks when they came inside (My brothers and I put out carrots for the reindeer, I've recently been informed that not everyone puts out food for the reindeer?????/)

The title made this 100% better!

Really? Ants in December? Lol that must be super ants we are talking about. I thought ants hibernate in winter. Plus even if they don't they would freeze to death in the winter here.

use chalk or baby powder!!

I feel bad for telling kids all that shit is real. We make them keep this delusion for their whole innocent childhood. It doesn't seem right

Okay first of all. If you are using that as snow prints, its most likely snowy outside, therefore, ants probably won't be anywhere near you anytime soon. Its winter. And please take this coming from a Canadian perspective.

Cocaine