captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
Cash Money 13 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
There was a woman on Judge Judy with the name Crystal Methven
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Finals are coming up 22 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
"Okay class, here's the homework for the weekend..."
"But where's your heart?"
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"But where's your heart?"
superwoman telling it like it is 19 comments
Finals are coming up 22 comments
Fat levels in pics 37 comments
Fat levels in pics 37 comments
Finals are coming up 22 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
"How are the kids at school?"
Don't you mean "The boys and the girls in the clique"
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Don't you mean "The boys and the girls in the clique"
Finals are coming up 22 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
"What did your teacher say?"
"They could care less as long as someone'll bleed"
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"They could care less as long as someone'll bleed"
Finals are coming up 22 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*people asking about grades*
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
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Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
Thor and Loki go hat shopping. 15 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*sticks head in Loki's face* BONK *squeezes Loki's nose* *jumps off and runs away*
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i say as i collapse into tears 9 comments
Thor and Loki go hat shopping. 15 comments
They told me I could be anything so I became a fish 5 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Is that a dark mark necklace?!? Lol wait no it just looks like one never mind my stupidity I'll just sit here in my corner eating a blue cookie.
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Edited 9 years ago
Thor and Loki go hat shopping. 15 comments
Lotus Building in Wujin 2 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
When I read this I thought it said "Lotus Hotel" as in the one in PJO and I freaked
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Forget the dress, which is the nearer one? 56 comments
