captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
Treats from mum 7 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Oh dear lord have mercy on my demonic soul...
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There's no possible WAY I could get in trouble with these at the office! 13 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Buy button? I need to stick these on every fucking desk of people i hate at school
Urban Dictionary's definition of "pineapples" 5 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Photographer store 4 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
THAT'S NEAR WHERE I LIVE! I WALK PAST THERE TO GET TO SCHOOL SOME DAYS WTF?!?
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Why are People Against It? 126 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*maniacal laugh* HAVE MORE GLITTER!!!! *sets bag of glitter on fire and throws it in the air*
Why are People Against It? 126 comments
Colin Firth's secrets :)) 10 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!?! (and for god's sake please do not say 42)
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Why are People Against It? 126 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Exactly! I'm all for gay marriage and shit I really don't get why people are so against it. Hooray for gays, have some glitter! *throws glitter in the air*
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omg black widow movie!!!1!1!!1!11! 16 comments
I laughed harder than I should have at this 8 comments
I laughed harder than I should have at this 8 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
That reminds me of something that happened to my sister and her friends. One of them got really drunk and they all got in a taxi and all she would say was "Pie" They asked her a question and she cut them off mid-sentence with "Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee"
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Rollercoaster lads. 2 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
"Go fish"
"Wait, I thought we were playing poker"
"No, we're playing Blackjack, right?"
"Fucking hell you guys, it was 7 of diamonds. I'm done with your shit" *throws cards in the air*
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"Wait, I thought we were playing poker"
"No, we're playing Blackjack, right?"
"Fucking hell you guys, it was 7 of diamonds. I'm done with your shit" *throws cards in the air*
My fellow Aussies will know the feeling 42 comments
