captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
She is very ready 23 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Desperate times call for desperate measures...
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It itched like hell 27 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Get a glue stick and rub glue on it. Goes away within 10 mins and doesn't come back. Trust me, I know how annoying they are. In summer in Aus you swell up like LSP
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captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*(pours bucket of water on kass) that word is terrible I have no idea what came over me. How could I say such a thing?*
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baby chick fell asleep near the heat vent 7 comments
Thats Something To Suck On 32 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
*It is a possibility, unfortunately. If one were to cease spending all of their time online and alone, they might become (shudders) popular*
Thats Something To Suck On 32 comments
The most sacred rule 41 comments
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