How to fix any sh*t day

He's alive! ALIIIVE!

Doctor: You're going to die soon.
* throws kittens on patient*
Patient: I get to spend the rest of my life with kittens? Awesome!

nawhh

Is anyone else reminded of the Uma Thurman music video?

*instantly punctured by claws*

Scrubs is a classic.

lay dat pussy all over my face

Someone hit me with their car i am going to the hospital

Unless you hate cats. Then your shitty day just got shittier