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Cursed Images Day 12 - The True Bikini Bottom Horror 3 comments
sammiek · 41 weeks ago
How do Shrek and Spongebob make a hedgehog?! What are genetics?!?!
Harley deserves a slice for being so cute 4 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
Is that pineapple on that pizza? Harley is probably judging you for poor pizza tastes.
Rescue rangers 2 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
CH-CH-CH-CHIP AND DALE
Maybe not so insane 17 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
Tomatoes grow in mountains?
In seriousness though, kudos to the professors and teachers that are actually trying 8 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
I think it’s something about being a teacher. I started a job teaching university this year. I know how to use a computer. Swear. But I have to keep asking my students for help or just fumble around until they decide to take pity on me.
School technology is evil and teachers are the victims.
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Transfender 1 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
They’re at Bucees! I see the beaver!!
Life of every student 7 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
I dunno, I’m went through college and grad school and still struggled with basic operations.
It's in your hands 8 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
I’m still not sure that’s going to stop the alcohol poisoning
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The colder the better, right fellas? 7 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
I don’t understand... are we supposed to sleep with the corpse or eat the corpse???
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Mustard 2 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
Would you like a hot dog with your onion?
Squatters 5 comments
sammiek · 1 year ago
Depends on the state. A lot of states have 10-15 year requirements before adverse possession kicks in.
I live in an apartment building, and my neighbours are like that 8 comments
sammiek · 2 years ago
Ah yes, I too live next to horny lions
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Coincidently Millennials are also the ones who suffer from the most crippling depression 5 comments
sammiek · 2 years ago
Surreal, dark, and completely meaningless? It’s like a descriptor of my life.
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Never mess with a killer bean 2 comments
sammiek · 2 years ago
The answer is always Jungkook
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Pretty much 12 comments
sammiek · 2 years ago
I have like fifteen and none of them are distant. I regret nothing.
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Hey, I'm broke too 10 comments
sammiek · 2 years ago
He’s trying to communicate, I just know it.
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See,we are well educated. Take note,foreigners 2 comments
sammiek · 2 years ago
Oh yeah. That grammar. Turn all the girls on.
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I THIRST FOR THE BLOOD OF CAPITALISTS 3 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
People love eating tide pods.
“May the force be with you.” Thank you, TSA 2 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
Someone probably just searched it. You can search pretty much any item on their site to see what you can and cannot pack
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Murica 17 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
I mean, we have background checks and things too. The people breaking the law and killing people though, more often than not, wouldn’t be able to pass those.
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Anyone remember Lamas with Hats? 12 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
That is what forgiveness sounds like
Gus has no chill 1 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
When has Gus ever had chill???
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Subway has one step a fraction of an inch higher than the others 8 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
It’s kind of crazy though. Like, your body/brain becomes so quickly adjusted to a pattern and then just a small fraction of difference sends you face first into failure. Beautiful.
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Surface tension 1 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
Yo science be crazy
Ho ho ho 3 comments
sammiek · 3 years ago
I didn’t realize I wanted a marvel Santa movie until this moment.
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