captainamerika
You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.
My go to for internet fights 16 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I worship the ground that awaits your grave.
Girls only like douchebags 18 comments
u need jesus 48 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
My mum wants me to not dye my hair till I finish High school. Three years to go
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Say cheese.. 6 comments
Girls only like douchebags 18 comments
Girls only like douchebags 18 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
I don't like either to be honest. But then again, I'd be lucky if someone wanted to date me, let alone give me a second glance.
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What the Harry Potter books thought us.. 39 comments
Will this create a shit storm in the comments? 56 comments
Crow won't leave his human friend 11 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
My dad had a pet crow when he was a kid, it followed him to school once.
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Will this create a shit storm in the comments? 56 comments
all the time 12 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
One time my dad and I were chatting to this random couple (it's a long story involving a bionic arm) and as we walked away, the woman called out "Hey, you're really pretty. You should do modelling"
I nearly burst out laughing. Me? Modelling? Bullshit.
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I nearly burst out laughing. Me? Modelling? Bullshit.
Will this create a shit storm in the comments? 56 comments
Anyone wanna go to a wedding with me? 27 comments
captainamerika
· 9 years ago
Hey, guest.
Take your stupid opinion and shove it up your ass. That is, if it can fit, since your head's already shoved so far up there.
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Take your stupid opinion and shove it up your ass. That is, if it can fit, since your head's already shoved so far up there.
