Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
Story of my life 6 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
FRIKIN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN OH MY FUCK!
Cool animal prosthetics. The cat looks like it's bones sticking out 9 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
And when I wear my prosthetic; it just looks weird as fuck.
Arresting people who feed the homeless 26 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
This is fucking bullshit. They're just trying to help!
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ugh. Aussies, is this true? 27 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
True
God's wise words! 4 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Halle-fucking-lujah
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A More Accurate Breakdown Of Seasons 7 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Yup. Aussie Aussie Aussie! (I'm sorry I just had to)
Throw that things away! 6 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Too bad we don't celebrate thanksgiving in Aus; my Mum put up the tree ON THE 20th OF FREAKING OCTOBER!!! (or thereabouts)
ugh. Aussies, is this true? 27 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Sweatpants= Trackies
Flip-flops= Thongs
Swimmers= Cozzies (well, mostly)
Aussie and proud! And no, we do not own Koalas or ride Kangaroos to school. Just sayin'
Fear of public speaking 1 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
You gotta love Jerry Seinfeld
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Read. 5 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
Me talking to the director of the Percy Jackson movies
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He never forgot about you 37 comments
captainamerika · 10 years ago
I. FUCKING. CRIED!