captainhookjr

captainhookjr


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Sheldon vs the FBI 7 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Echo!
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Harry potter 23 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
OH MY DOBY!!! WHAT!?!? IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!
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Where are my shoes? 3 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
are*
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How to mentally scar your enemies 12 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
a really good insult is to call someone "peasant"
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The true cheat master! 8 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Elves are light as feathers though.
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If Star Wars was an '80s flick. 13 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Actually it was 1977
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Marketing 5 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Men's deodorant is so much better than women's! I use men's because it lasts a hell of lot longer than women's
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Do not axe me 8 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
actually "Axe" used to be the correct form. It comes from the word axein and the when "ask" first came around it was the slang version and eventually the two words became interchangeable.
Beautiful dress out of shorts 8 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
I tried this but the leg hole got stuck on my hips
xD 24 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Red wedding
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Well... Shit 94 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
I like to hop all day and night from right to left and left to right.
One fish two fish red fish blue fish
Making coffee with Red Bull 5 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Don't try this. It's disgusting....
Steve harvey has had enough 12 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Steve Harvey is the only reason I watch Family Feud
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This dawned on me while using a urinal at the bar last night 15 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
girls do experience that. when they go pee on public, and have to poop but don't like to poop in public
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Devils and balrogs 6 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
someone didn't get the joke
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it's like you're my mirror, my mirror staring back at me 10 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
He even tried to bleach his eyebrows....
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Handegg? 12 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Have you ever seen a rugby player? Both male and female?
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Handegg? 12 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
The only gear Rugby has is a mouth guard, and cleats. maybe a scrum cap. It is also played by both genders, and it is continuos. It doesn't stop after every play. Though American Football is loosely based on rugby.
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Handegg? 12 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Rugby is the best sport ever!!!
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Damn, I Need a Girlfriend Who'd Do The Same For Me 16 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
Love this movie! It was filmed at my high school =)
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Biggest rope jump 6 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
I could watch this for hours
them feels :( 13 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
that's not true.
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Not THAT thumb, but THIS thumb 16 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
What movie is this?
im just gonna leave this here 62 comments
captainhookjr · 9 years ago
My 10th grade worlds cultural teacher would throw her shoes at students, draw on them if they fell asleep, and if a girl pulled her make up out, the teacher would do the girls make up theatrical style.
Dani Alves eats a banana thrown at him from the stands 19 comments
captainhookjr · 10 years ago
always bring a banana to a party
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