captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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USAs future president 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Yeah, honestly, you're slightly inconveniencing the cashiers. We are used to a certain scan-bag-remove bag system. Bringing your own bag just makes it difficult.
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The most difficult game 12 comments
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
I'd do "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" 47 comments
If cyborg was an optimist 5 comments
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
That doesn't make sense 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Not public property. It is state owned, kind of like sidewalks, or parks. Because of this, it is the school's responsibility to make it a safe zone. They can get in big trouble if word gets out that they aren't.
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Finding someone weird as you 9 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
It's even better with the actual video. The sound is about the noise you would actually make.
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Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
It was a good pill 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
I'm selling if you're buying. I still got some left.
~sincerely a broke dude with adhd
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Edited 6 years ago
~sincerely a broke dude with adhd
Depression jokes can only be made online 9 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Really? Cause teachers have asked me how I was doing before, and I legit said 'Dead inside'
They laughed.
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They laughed.
Doggo doin a heckin’ good flirt 30 comments
Virgin logic 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 7 years ago
*sound of seven guys screaming because the part you open to drink the soda has sharp edges*
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I’ll just leave this here 13 comments
captainjackharknes
· 7 years ago
Because its unfair, the crazy vagina hats aren't allowed to fly the planes and draw vaginas. So the armed forces can't do it because theres no retaliation to that one-up. Gotta at least give em a chance.
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Asking the important questions 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 7 years ago
'Planet that inhabits alien life form'
I'm not a grammar major, so tell me if I'm wrong, but due to the construction of that sentence, wouldn't it mean they found an alien, with a planet in it?
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I'm not a grammar major, so tell me if I'm wrong, but due to the construction of that sentence, wouldn't it mean they found an alien, with a planet in it?
In retrospect 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 7 years ago
Plot twist: He already has the kid. This 'kid' is a 26 year old man who refuses to move out.
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