captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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This will go down as one of my favorite headlines ever 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
The point isn't whether people can hear the song or not, the point is that it is happening.
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"Wait, I know you..." *sits down for a full 3 course meal* 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
I honestly laughed like a donkey on drugs of some sort. You have well earned my upvote.
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Straight to the point 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Yeah but what percent of high schoolers end up in prison? Honestly, this comparison doesn't work too well, given the huge difference in numbers. The percentages work, but it seems more like its made to fool people into thinking that most highschool dropouts go to prison, when really all it's saying is that there are more of them in prison than others. without actual numbers, it's difficult to tell how many that actually is.
Great. Now it’s hungry & on fire 15 comments
She tried 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Well, this situation might not apply to you then. But it might apply to other families, where the person isn't as reasonable as you.
And some animals are really yummy 21 comments
My phone would never go off 24 comments
Oh no 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Actually there are these Tide Pod-esque things you use for dishwashers.
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She tried 11 comments
Well, that's just a ridiculous request 3 comments
Danger noodle gets sweater for Christmas 3 comments
Why yes 16 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
We have to say it. We don't really have the time to ask what holiday you celebrate. Just accept the nice words, get yo shit, and leave.
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USAs future president 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
The store I work at doesn't have any of those promotions. We used to have paper bags, apparently.
Elon Musk Finishes World's Biggest Battery In Less Than 100 Days 8 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Mention fossil fuels and such cause autism. Trust me something will happen.
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That child will probably go down in history 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
No we won't, at least not with the first person born on Mars. Currently, any and all trips to Mars with humans, are no return trips. It will be a while before it gets to the point where planetary travel will be fast enough for a return trip to be worth doing. *continues to shit on your dreams*
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