CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Satisfying shoe cover machine 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
IT BURNS
AAAAAAaaooooh
Kinky
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Satisfying shoe cover machine 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*smashes my ass on the plastic shrink machine*
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Mama didn't raise no fool 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
It's funny, because I'm straight, but still terrified of interacting with women. It's just... weird?
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Satisfying shoe cover machine 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Imma do it barefoot
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Chun-Li cosplay 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
...Finish ME
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Mama didn't raise no fool 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Nah, I was sorta raised without a female parental figure -not that there's anything wrong with that in itself- so my dad raised me by himself. Tbh, I just feel really uncomfortable interacting with females. Just... completely out of my depth.
Stand back and peep the light show 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
I am a manly man
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Stand back and peep the light show 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*licks ur neck slowly* *there are roses too*
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Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*obliterates the trashcan with my ass*
McKitty 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Khajiit has wares, if you have the coin.
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Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*smashes more trashcans with my ass*
Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Oh...
Yep, we are evolving 26 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*hits a trashcan with my ass* Is this how you're supposed to do it?
Jelly is murder 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Would like to clarify why I downvoted:
I'm not an offended vegan, I just hate Spongebob.
Recoil 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
man look at that form
and aim
wow she's gotta be a good shot
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This Is The Coolest Looking Cat I've Ever Seen 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Khajiit stole nothing!
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30 years ago 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You mean it isn't anymore?
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Dragons 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Fire puppy?
More like Hot Dog.
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Plants even YOU can't kill! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
*standing a few feet away from lava*
ooh crispy
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Did I stutter? 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Oh my!
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Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Forgive me, for I have committed the greatest sin on the internets
I have propagated the spread of falsehoods
Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
Everyone dies
You cannot fully destroy something/the amount of matter remains the same in the universe
The water actually called 'Absolute'
And that on April 9th, 2018, at 6:25 in the morning, I was exhausted af, and already ready to end the day.
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Real life Captain America 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 years ago
You know, it's been hours, and it's still burning.