captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Seriously 6 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Don't have a light on behind you. It's gonna reflect off the screen, and make that shit even harder to see. Best to watch Supernatural, the horror-based show, in the dark. :D
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Dog discrimination 34 comments
Can't read an an*logue clock 14 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
I learned how to read them a little late, but hey, I can... Just not instantly...
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Inflation in Zimbabwe 10 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Y'all are focusing on the wrong thing here. They said dong. You gotta laugh.
So true for all 9 Gagers 10 comments
So true for all 9 Gagers 10 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
Kinda rude, but... honestly true. I do know a guy who apparently takes a shower maybe once a month. He's... a huge dickhead, who talks shit about stuff he doesn't understand. Honestly, I could start another text series on the shit he's said.
"You're dragging shit around your house" 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
In my house, in America, we can only wear shoes in rooms without carpet. So basically 3 rooms. Upstairs is off limits to shoes.
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No more excuses! 12 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
*sarcastic voice* "Oh, I'm Spiderman, just got back from some crime fighting."
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I'd like to see that 7 comments
I wanna go to hell via the speed lane 7 comments
I wanna go to hell via the speed lane 7 comments
Stunning 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
... I gotta be smooth just because I have a response to the comment on the post.
'Why would you want to just be half? You're already twice as pretty.'
'Why would you want to just be half? You're already twice as pretty.'
Long awaited vacation 7 comments
Life can be unfair sometimes 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
I got an ass. It doesn't count because I'm fat, but I still got one.
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A tribute to grandmas everywhere 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
It's my time to shine
Time to make all y'all fuckers feel bad for me
I grew up without knowing really any of my grandparents
Now, feel sad for me!
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Time to make all y'all fuckers feel bad for me
I grew up without knowing really any of my grandparents
Now, feel sad for me!
Mama didn't raise no fool 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
My problem is just that... I don't actually know HOW to interact with people. Just like... what am I supposed to do? How do you connect with people? With women, though, I just feel like all the rules are just out the window.
I went through a phase once... I was an otter...
But like, I'm open to a lot of stuff anyway.