captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Mans a billionaire worth over $33 billion and he still wears a $50 watch 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Kindle fire with the Android system sideloaded.
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Mans a billionaire worth over $33 billion and he still wears a $50 watch 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Eh, ended up going for a 4 out of 5 stars rated $36 Mi band 3. Screw it, might as well go for whatever the latest is I guess. With all it does, I'll finally know how unhealthy I truly am.
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Mans a billionaire worth over $33 billion and he still wears a $50 watch 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Found one on Amazon for about $16
I believe its 2
What's the difference?
I believe its 2
What's the difference?
But noooooo, ALL the guys are the shallow ones :) 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Man, why can't I get that kinda deal? It's exhausting going out, and finding them myself.
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Mans a billionaire worth over $33 billion and he still wears a $50 watch 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
pfft i wish i could just go buy a $50 watch. thats roughly half my paycheck on a good week.
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It's been awhile so here's a pic of me 5 comments
That is good man 31 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
True story, yesterday at work (I'm a cashier), this woman starts complimenting my hair, saying how soft it looks or whatever, and she at one point just asks if she could touch it. Like, my account is all about the flirty/unembarrassed Captain Jack Harkness, but like, this was real.
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Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Well, Timelords were given their regenerative nature from millennia of time travel. Since River was concieved in the TARDIS while in the Time Vortex, she was effected.
Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
No, it was Rory. They did the do in the TARDIS, gosh, pay attention Janet.
Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
Apparently the planets aligned just right 15 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
God is love, but Satan does that thing with his tongue that you like.
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I literally hear this every day at work 10 comments
This Wave Captured by Clark Little 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
You think this is funny? Thousands of waves a year are caught by Clark, and he refuses to release them back into the wild! There are so few waves left running free now, and he keeps all of the ones in too small enclosures, in horrible conditions! Stop this wave cruelty now!
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Bery smoodh 10 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
Oh damn, I should be writing this down, these are sure to step up my game!
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He's everywhere and in everything! 10 comments
He's everywhere and in everything! 10 comments
1000 likes! 3 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
I just graduated recently. I have more money than I have ever had in my life :D
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furry 17 comments
captainjackharknes
· 6 years ago
I do have an issue with suits tho. Not for any legitimate reason either. Whenever I see clowns, or mascots, I just... get so angry. Still no idea why.
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