CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes

Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Yes! 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yes please
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A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Me, from the future tho
Also I've been here longer.
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Never promise things to a girl, before you boned her 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Especially with the last one... Especially...
*flashbacks*
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
They are when it gets old as shit. It's okay to take a break from constantly making sex jokes about everything. Even I, the guy who made an account specifically about an immortal, omnisexual being, takes a break from time to time.
Makes Sence If You Think About It 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*retrieves lube*
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Ride-on lawnmower 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
... Someone stole my bike?
I mean that is the same bike I got, minues the new attachment...
ahhhhhh
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The feeling 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
If you fake sneeze back, they sneeze again, and so on.
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Makes Sence If You Think About It 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Can do
*unzip*
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Housemeat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
No
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Makes Sence If You Think About It 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I saw this.
Piano cat 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
'Why are all your fingers torn to shreds?'
Good business idea 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Usually both.
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This have to be done 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I TOO LIKE MAKING THE MOUTH NOISES
This have to be done 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
DAMNIT
CAN I HAVE INTERESTING DISCUSSIONS WITH YOU THEN?
This have to be done 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
CAN I DO YOU?
This have to be done 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
But the point of the account was to flirt shamelessly...
This have to be done 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Eh, It's what people expect of me.
This have to be done 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Hey, everyone, let's all just fuck. We gotta save the kittens!
Good business idea 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
People only end up at Denny's at 3am, during a midlife crisis.
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Canadian at its best. Can't say I'd do the same, but awesome spirit 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Tbh, a path is easier and cheaper than a fence.
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Doesn't look very happy 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Now what about if a snek wore pants?
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Really made my day 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK
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Housemeat 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Who says they aren't? Go ahead. Eat some.
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The best solutin 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
1 mill in coins from that specific height?
The best solutin 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
1 Million in various coins?
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