CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Get back in your cell, 1471! 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
So I found the physical representation of your scythe on Earth. Come and get it bro
Get back in your cell, 1471! 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Time to go on a spirit quest
Get back in your cell, 1471! 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I can't die so I just wont let go of you.
Get back in your cell, 1471! 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I'm taking you with me
Get back in your cell, 1471! 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Can y'all do me a favor and not tell the foundation about me?
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Picky eater 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Used to be the 'picky eater'. Bought some stir fry orange chicken, realized there were a bunch of cooked vegetables in it which I normally hate cause they have a weird texture, and just ate it cause I paid for it and I wasn't bout to waste money. It was ok, not as bad as I really thought.
Magikarp kid 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
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Magikarp kid 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
You rang?
Can't be unseen 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Probably big enough to work for him anyway
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It's a weapon 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
hASHSLINGING SLASHER
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Bob and vagane 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Something like 'mother fucker' I think
Translate is weird
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Baby raccoon who is so cute that you might not mind having him in your trash can 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
male raccoons can become really aggressive as they get older
Most difficult thing about a date 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
And then they fart.
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de la cruz is cancelled 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I saw a bit of the first half, around whenever it first came on Netflix
de la cruz is cancelled 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
... I don't remember much of what I even saw so let's pretend I understand any of that.
Military can get really dumb 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
It only gets dumb, when you yourself are dumb.
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Attac 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
she hate
she sting
imma kill this f*cking thing
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What if time stopped suddenly for 5 seconds ? 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Time pausing, but you have a small bubble around you that causes inanimate things to continue acting as if they weren't paused? And the option to also touch things and have them physically react normally too? But everything else is just stopped. If you are touching someone else when pausing, they come with you, but must stay in the bubble with you too, or they pause.
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de la cruz is cancelled 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I didn't finish the movie... I don't quite get it.
I'll pay to do that 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yeah, but there's a reason for that. Dogs can get attached to specific people, and if you aren't willing to commit, and you don't keep coming in, those dogs can actually end up depressed because you stopped. It's for the dog's well being.
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Side effects may include 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Same, except for me its more like, I cant fall asleep, but once I eventually do, good luck waking me up without my alarm clock that I've used for years. Honestly, that sound wakes me up the fastest.
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I set an exercise record! 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
actually recently bought a mi band. It's honestly one of the best things I've bought in a while. Clock, weather, pulse check, it even tells me exactly what's wrong with my sleep!
I mean, the NSA knows my heartrate goes down when I drink monster now, but oh well, they'd have found that out eventually.
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The selfie 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
It's 2018 now, and honestly it was just a fad.
Its gone 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Actually no, they all teleport on me. About, 5 feet above me, it's really annoying, so it y'all could just stop.
Keep things interesting 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
The only difference between horny and hungry is where you put the cucumber.
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