CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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sinners 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh, I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now.
sinners 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Hello!
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sinners 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I get around.
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sinners 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I'm gonna do it
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Fetch my gun 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Atra gülai un ilian tauthr ono un atra ono waíse sköliro frá rauthr.
Fetch my gun 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Atra esterní ono thelduin. Mor'ranr lífa unin hjarta onr. Un du evarínya ono varda.
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Thunking.Emogee 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Really? Maybe it's been retconned or something. For all I know, the current DP could indeed be a donor.
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Thunking.Emogee 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Deadpool can't be a donor though. Every cell in his body is cancerous, and would kill anyone he donates to. He only can live because his healing factor is faster than the speed at which his cells die.
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It's Probably Bigger On The Inside 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Imagine this: One day, it's just gone.
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So much for a nice D&D Campaign 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*waves from the distance*
So much for a nice D&D Campaign 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yeah but I put in the Konami code, so thats gotta count for something, right?
So much for a nice D&D Campaign 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...I roll to bluff.
So much for a nice D&D Campaign 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*dumps an entire tray of dice on the floor*
So much for a nice D&D Campaign 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I wanna roll to persuade you that it /does/ work that way.
Cellphones are ruining superman 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
But he might rip them!
Mind boggling to think about 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Did you just call me a thot???
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And elixir of sadness perhaps 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Dangit, it doesn't match my current set!
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Don't be a prick 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Crompch?
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Woman steps on snail, brings him to vet to fix his shell 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...Just wait till that ends.
Tryin so hard not to spoil it.
That's not how you open an envelop 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Cashier here; We can't accept torn bills if the little code thing is torn as well. You will have to take that to the bank.
If God created the Sun in the fourth day 58 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I apologise on behalf of the rude athiests here. I swear, we aren't all assholes.
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It's not healthy 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Really? Tbh I don't see why.
...I like trains better.
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Normal THOT behavior 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Wait is her name implying that Cinderella isn't sexy?
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Always cracks me up 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Nah, its Big Bang. wasn't funny to begin with
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