CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I want 5
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*is watching this in the background*
Shut up Huffington Post 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I mean, except he was useful to begin with. He could do everything a regular reindeer could do, but they still shunned him because he was a bit different.
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Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Uhhh... Her nose I guess?
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Try inserting extra batteries?
Dumbf*cks 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
WHY THANK YOU
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Is-a gone-a 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Let me take you on a magic kart ride
Dumbf*cks 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
i tHOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL
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Not the Devil’s Lettuce 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...
You're a mean one
Mr.Grinch
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title 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I mean, I've had this Kindle Fire 7 for about 4 years now. Still workin good, a few cracks on the case corners but thats about it.
This is America 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
And then he stole a TV.
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Fair enough 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I might enjoy that, actually.
Germans going places 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Dude, are we related?
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Germans going places 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Mine shot himself or something. I think it was because people kept bullying him about his mustache.
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Fair enough 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Silly you, I got a pocket Medic. Your pocket Cop is useless now!
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Sugar exhibition 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
That's one way to hide/store cocaine
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Things have changed 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I'm Captain Jack Harkness. I enjoy most things.
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Things have changed 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I didn't say I didn't enjoy it...
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Friends in pain 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh my
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Things have changed 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Also, she punches, like really hard.
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African American 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
So I'm not just white, I'm Irish-Native American-German?
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when you finally find love... :3 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*insert self-cest here*
when you finally find love... :3 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I'm torn.
On one hand, I wish I were that cat.
On the other hand, I really wanna pet that cat too...
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Poop like a king! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Really late, probably no one will see this, but it'd be a...
Royal Flush.