CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*another me comes in, wakes me up, and leaves*
Magic!
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Make me.
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6ix9ine busted 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
OLD Skittles at that.
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Wish I was that funny 71 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
It's a bit chilly here.
Wish I was that funny 71 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Maybe it's one of those 'works on the first person to hear it' type things?
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0% plastic cup (made from sugar canes) 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
You can eat anything if you try.
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Wish I was that funny 71 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Hey, where are my clothes? I'm only complaining because that was one of the few sets of casual clothes I have...
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Why do we need these guys? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yeah, they just need to not play bad.
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Just a small favor 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh come on everyone, don't you think this is a bit of a low blow?
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Wish I was that funny 71 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Inwish this actually worked for me... Maybe I'm *le gasp* Not actually funny?!?
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Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Had a customer who wanted to touch my hair a month or so ago, actually...
Can't have my hands in my pockets 35 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I can't ring up my own items on a register. I have to have someone else ring them up for me so I can pay for them.
Also, I can't ring up family members.
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Parenting 100 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
that gets bigger and better
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Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I think you know why they did.
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
We're going for cute here, remember?
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Depends. What can they do?
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...
nooooooooooo....
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Well, I wouldn't need an army if I had money.
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
My name isn't Lary, but Sah to you too
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...
Who likes celery?
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
bOW BEFORE MY ADORABLE MIGHT!
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
ranging from adorably smol, and cuddlebly humongous
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Neon, or pastels
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
The army of cute.
Just a box of cat 72 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
To complete the army