CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
°^°
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Nah, we're really shitty parents.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
THATS A LOTTA KISSES
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
me an beth are your new parents
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
no
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Nah Imma charge presses
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
It began long ago, when your mother and I were just two young Chestburster aliens...
Little known facts 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Space
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...Long story.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
She hit me like 9000 times!
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...
*hides missile*
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Ooh la-oh no
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*very macho but French accent*
Ooh la la
· Edited 5 years ago
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Remotes, duh.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*pours a bowl of beef broth*
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*walks in again, this time in a really funny sweater*
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*three hours later there's just a pile of Harkybois with beth on top*
Rasengan into sexual oblivion 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Or Sexy Jutsu.
You know they got freaky there.
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Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*third me walks in, stares at the scene for a moment, and just leaves*
I don't want your Damn lemons 53 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Show this to Elon Musk
How can someone be this brave? 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Watch what you say on the internet. People will get off to ANYTHING these days.
Poor internet explorer 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Tbh I use like 2 different browsers. Brave for my tablet, cause free built in adblock, and Crome on computer cause flash player and whatnot
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Country road 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Feliz Na'vi dad!
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I'm white 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
It's funny cause I had a black friend who was like that. He was also a sort of neo-nazi, and stuff. By friend, I mean one of the few people who hung out with me in highschool. Times were weird, and they're a senior in HS, I graduated last year, and we don't talk. Recently found out he is a she now.
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Wish I was that funny 71 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Bi-plane?