CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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How can someone be this brave? 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
...I knew a guy...
title 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Run away while you still can.
Am I the only one that finds this annoying? 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Cashier here; I will literally stand there, holding the change/receipt for the customer, while they screw around i guess, waiting for them to take it. And apparently, I'm the crazy one for waiting on them, and they tell me to just put it on the counter???
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Zeus 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I mean, in his defense, this is literally a website for funny pictures, and he can indeed pretty much do whatever he wants with it.
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Be my guest, be my guest, let me motorboat that chest 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I thought that was Greek?
Very true 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
:-l
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She's 6'6r.U // 197cm 20 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
5'4" here
wanna fuck? x'D
Very true 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
•u•
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*waits a week*
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*slowly starts backing out of this conversation*
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Not Vogon poetry anyway.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Never leave home without one.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
That's racist. We all live in the same universe.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I pointed out my thumb towards the sky, a spaceship came down and asked where I was headed. Told him the moon, and then I got to the moon.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I hitchhiked.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Nope. Went to the moon, took some sand.
Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
The moon?
Read before you downvote ffs 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
May I find out?
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Stop right there m8! 157 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
What happens if you get moon sand wet?
Floop 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
My rabbit, Socks, would bury his face into people holding him. Usually like in their arm or something.
Floop 21 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Mine would try an jump if he could see the ground. He loved being petted on the flat of his head tho
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captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
My rabbit was just livestock purchased from a Rural King, and kept as a pet. He wasn't mean or anything, but not quite tame
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captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Also rabbits poop when scared.
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captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yeah, It's not a big scar, enough that people sometimes notice it and get the wrong idea.