CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Every damn night 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
basically me
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It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Ive noticed the game is easier when you have the controllers in wireless mode
It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Speaking of Mario, I just started playing my first ever Mario game recently. Like, I've never played any Mario titles before yesterday. Odyssey is alright.
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He ain't wrong! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
You can retire at any time really, so long as you actually could afford to.
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Or hamberders 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Looks like cocaine.
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Polar vortex my ass 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
When you just ate taco bell, and you know your ass gonna burn
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Howdy 27 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Howdy
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Remember that time where we all wanted to be adventurers instead millionaires? 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
hard to tell tho, could be wrong.
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Remember that time where we all wanted to be adventurers instead millionaires? 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Looks like legend of zelda breath of the wild
I'd take it in a heartbeat 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
If a blind person calls you ugly, then you ugly on the inside.
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Ahh classic Japan 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Umm, princess, how would a puddle swoon?
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Some bullshit 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
anD ME!
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Valentines sugar cookies 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I'm too broke to be a sugar daddy. Best I can do is Splenda father.
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Ahh classic Japan 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Ummm...are you ok, princess?
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Ahh classic Japan 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yes, princess?
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Original content. 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
With fangs
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The sound an Arctic Tern makes 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
What is this, a Mochrie of everything I care about?
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Any other D and D players on here? 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*rolls a 20*
Huh, all of these are 20 year old dice, and are all definitely toxic.
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Any other D and D players on here? 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
They're just checking for loaded dice, sheesh
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He'll never know 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
could i have some of those?
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I'm just looking out for you 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
its 5 in the afternoon...
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S C O O P 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
That's a definite unit right there
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Haven' been able to sketch figures in so long and I'm super proud. Also, you are fabulous! 29 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
*insert the very sexual and unneeded comment that will definitely happen at some point here*
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Boheman rhapbody 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Needs about 150% more ass
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