CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Which do you imbibe? 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I drink all three :D
He's so innocent 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Sadly, some people never grow beyond this point.
Tell me how this works 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Only if you're a whimp
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Ho ho ho 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Warm ass beer and a cold ass pizza?
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Uncomfortable feelings 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I know, but, like, the dialogue part. Doesn't quite seem like someone would make this comic with that idea from scratch, I guess.
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Uncomfortable feelings 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
what is this even from
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fair 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
its 4am here and i haven't slept, brain no worky
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Thank you Vistaprint 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Oh yeah, I got some fancily worded cards that basically said 'shut up' two years ago. Still got like 480 of them.
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10000$ 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Where's my $190000 then?
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fair 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Accidentally read your username as 'pinch_my_ass' and had to do a double take...
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Always next year 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
I didn't!
The important things in life! 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Actually, I'm officially taken now.
Don't forget having the fan on 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Literally me
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Describe this face 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
'Lauren, did you just touch my ankle?'
'What no, Im across the room.'
'If you didnt, then who did?'
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Add some magic 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
One of these in the shape of a glass battery for electric types would be hilarious
Nobody reads these 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Yes
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SäD LäMp 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
no it needs more lamp
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Thought of sharing - 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Looks like we got a badass here!
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You can't kill me 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Or just really hate their existence, unable to end themselves.
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Try it 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Chinese food?
SäD LäMp 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
But there many lamp
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Every damn night 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Usually they wake up under sticky sheets
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Every damn night 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
basically me
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It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Ive noticed the game is easier when you have the controllers in wireless mode
It be like that sometimes. 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 5 years ago
Speaking of Mario, I just started playing my first ever Mario game recently. Like, I've never played any Mario titles before yesterday. Odyssey is alright.
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